Continuing on the theme of “single 19”, my friend Brandon Pappas from Omaha Nebraska ‘tabulated’ all the reviews of Single 19. Download for free++
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Chance’s new single “Refrigerado-de-Amor†is a hit. Look what the industry is saying!
“Possibly the best pop single since John Lennon penned “imagine’†– David Fricke (Rolling Stone Magazine)
“Are you fucking serious? This has got to be the bumpingest song I’d ever heard. I’m telling ya, this shit is da bomb yo!†– Kevin Federline
“I thought the apocalypse had come as my ears heard the best song ever created. I can die now knowing I heard the greatest musical masterpiece ever created.†Brian Levy (of the critically acclaimed musical outfit Hat Carl Levy Foot)
“Can I borrow a dollar†– Random bum
“With all the talk of slumping CD sales, ones needs only to look at“Refrigerado-de-Amor†as the answer to stop the decline. If you are not buying this CD you’re a terrorist.†– Alternative Press
“I had a crush on Chance in the 5th grade but he went for Wendy Gillmore instead. Now I’m married to a high priced lawyer but my husband couldn’t wrote a song 1/100th as good as “Refrigerado-de-Amor†– Jenny Thomas
“If you took Chance’s new song and put it in a cage match against Madonna’s “4 Minutes,†You’d find Madonna dead in 5 seconds with Justin Timberlake trying to hump Chance’s leg†– Chris Hansen of CNBC’s “To Catch a Predatorâ€
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